My opinion on everything.

Bird Flu

2007-02-11T14:44:00+01:00

Ok. i no lots of people think what i think is wrong but during this whole bird flu thing NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE CHICKENS. there i said it. But its true, like is it 166 people have died so far, will be more now, but still. Im sorry for them, but thats 166 lives. they culled 160,000 chickens in 1 farm and NOBODY cares. Chickens have lives to. Theyre all as special as any human and i think its wrong to value our own lives higher than theirs.

Huh, thats all -_-

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A better se.x life

2007-01-24T17:45:38+01:00

A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in
their se.x life, but always promised not to take a case if he felt he
could not help them. The Browns came to see the doctor. He gave them
thorough physical exams, psychological exams, and various tests, then
concluded, "Yes, I am happy to say that I believe I can help you. On
your way home from my office stop at the grocery store and buy some
grapes and some doughnuts."

"Go home, take off your clothes, and you, sir, roll the grapes across
the floor until you make a bulls eye in your wife's 'love canal'.
Then, on hands and knees you must crawl to her like a leopard and
retrieve the grape using only your tongue."

"Then next, ma'am, you must take the doughnuts and from across the
room, toss them at your husband until you make a ringer around his
'love pole'. Then, like a lioness, you must crawl to him and consume
the doughnut."

The couple went home and their life became more and more
wonderful. They told their friends, Mr. & Mrs. Green that they should
see the good doctor. The doctor greeted the Greens and said he would
not take the case unless he felt that he could help them. He conducted
the physical exams and the same battery of tests.

Then he told the Greens the bad news. "I cannot help you, so I will
not take your money. I believe your se.x life is as good as it will
ever be. I cannot help."

The Greens pleaded with him, and said, "You helped our friends the
Browns, now please, please help us."

"Well, all right", the doctor said. "On your way home from the office,
stop at the grocery store and buy some apples and a box of
Cheerios..."

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OMG they killed a shark!

2007-01-24T17:33:46+01:00

Remarkable pictures of a rarely-seen shark, whose species has swum the Earth's seas since prehistoric times, have been released.

The 1.6 metre long deep sea frill shark was first spotted swimming in the shallows by a fisherman in Japan.

It is very unusual for the creatures to be seen alive and experts believe a seasonal up-current carried the shark from its deep sea habitat to the shallows.

This particular shark was a female weighing up to 7.5 kilograms. It has six gills and bizarre forked teeth.

Fossil records can be found of the animal dating as far back as 80 million years ago.

However the shark was unable to survive outside its deep sea environment and died after soon after capture.

-_- thats horrible, you can watch a video on yahoo news. It aint pretty but its strangely peaceful. Pretty much an extinct species by the sound of it.

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title-1602002

2007-01-22T19:33:22+01:00

aw check out my mates new puppy!

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Hiya

2007-01-21T18:43:56+01:00

Its only my second day on here and i've met some really nice people ^^
So my day, huh. uninteresting, XD. sad though it seems Me and Chlo went for a coffee and thats the only time i've been outta the house today...
Just been chillin on my drum kit and readin through my old Harry Potter books. I swear i'm obsessed. Its not even great writing from JK, the fifth book. takes ages to read the words to cos im dyslexic. But i like it. People say they cant imagine me reading. They dont know that i spend hours in our room ( i share with my twin, Cherry) struggling over the words on the pages of a book. I've read the HP series twice, which is a lot. cos i think it takes most people half the time it takes me or less. thats why i love the computer, ive gotten so fast at typing though the words dont always make sense when i read it through afterwards. Hey, i'm thinking of starting a new blog as well for me and cherry to keep together. if i do, people please read it. it'll probs be better than this one. I have a short attention span and a bad imagination. But Cherrys Dislexia is a lot better than mine, she dropped out of school but thats mostly cos of the bullies, not lack of academicness

Bye bye for now people
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Tribute to Shilpa Shetty

2007-01-20T23:40:00+01:00

In life we go through many things

facing it and the heartache it bringss,

sometimes we're not on top of things.

Eventually, we start to rise above it all,

somebody helped us as we started to fall,

even when there was no one you had to call,

you felt stuck against the wall.

Don't stay there, move away!

Be confident in yourself each day

telling yourself it'll be ok.

Maybe it wasn't so bad after all,

now that you're standing straight, tall,

go out, treat yourself, have a ball!

Only the weak ones give into giving up,

they feel as if they have no luck.

It's not luck you're jut blessed,

separated, being different from the rest,

you have survived the world's hardest test,

by giving positive action your best.

Only The Strong will Live long

and be able to carry on

i didnt write that by the way. its a very moving poem and after how strong she's been alone in another country, speaking a language that isnt her own to a bunch of english gits that take how lucky they are for granted, she totally deserves to win. I dont like big bgother cos it just seems full of idiots every year. But theres always one. Shilpas a beautiful person with a beautiful mind. God i myself envy how she keeps her cool like that. if i wer her jade would have gotten as good as she gave. But in a way she did. people respected her and she let them down and she let England down.

Skye xoxox

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who died the worst .

2007-01-20T23:09:17+01:00

huh, Dean just emailed me this. Strange sense of humour.... what dya think?

Three men stand before St. Peter awaiting admission into Heaven. However, St. Peter has been informed that Heaven will only admit 33% of applicants today. The admissions standard: Who died the worst ? So, St. Peter takes each of the three men aside in turn and asks them about how they died.

First man: "I'd been suspecting for a long time that my wife was cheating on me. I decided to come home early from work one afternoon and check to see if I could catch her in the act. When I got back to my apartment, I heard the water running. My wife was in the shower. I looked everywhere for the guy, but couldn't find anyone or any trace that he had been there. The last place I looked was out on the balcony.

I found the hanging from the edge, trying to get back in! So I started jumping up and down on his hands, and he yelled, but he didn't fall. So I ran inside and got a hammer, and crushed his fingers with it until he fell twenty-five floors screaming in agony. But the fall didn't kill the . He landed in some bushes! So I dragged the refirgerator from the kitchen (it weighed about a ton), pulled it to the balcony, and hurled it over the edge. It landed right on the guy and killed him. But then I felt so horrible about what I had done, I went back into the bedroom and shot myself."

St. Peter nodded slowly as the man recounted the story. Then, telling the first man to wait, he took the second aside.

Second man: "I lived on the twenty-seventh floor of this apartment building. I had just purchased this book on morning exercises and was practicing them on my balcony, enjoying the sunshine, when I lost my balance and fell off the edge. Luckily, I only fell about two floors before grabbing another balcony and holding on for dear life. I was trying to pull myself up when this guy came running onto what must have been his balcony and started jumping up and down on my hands. I screamed in pain, but he seemed really irate. When he finally stopped, I tried to pull myself up again, but he came out with a hammer and smashed my fingers to a pulp! I fell, and I thought I was , but I landed in some bushes. I couldn't believe my second stroke of luck, but it didn't last. The last thing I saw was this enormous refrigerator falling from the building down on top of me and crushing me."

St. Peter comforted the man, who seemed to have several broken bones. Then he told him to wait, and turned to the third man.

Third man: "Picture this. You're hiding, , in a refrigerator..."

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So i started a blog on the wrong day,

2007-01-20T22:58:44+01:00

see its just a lazy saturday. Spent chillin with Dean(see pictures, guy in a pink top) Chlo (black ahired in photo of 2 s) Ryan (not shown) and Khean (the other dude in my pics, moody lukin XD) chillin LITERALLY since its january and FREEZIN here in sheffield.

I got up late. since i was up most of the night, rojoicing over Jade being kicked out of big brother, which i , by the way, because she's a bully and she RUINED it. she makes me SICK.

So anyway, if any one happens to come across this little fountain of words, lemme know what you think of me errr... *cough* life.

Cheers Skye
The in my pictures ive not mentione, one is Millie.

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